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February 5, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. A freshman guard on the Oklahoma State basketball team has been kicked off the squad following an arrest for urinating out of a moving vehicle. “If I had to do it again, I think I would have closed...
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January 8, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Tuesday night police recovered the 1968 Heisman Trophy awarded to O.J. Simpson 20 years after it was stolen in a burglary from the University of Southern California. Said O.J., “Wait? Police keep...
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January 9, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Jeb Bush’s official website references his father’s presidency, but makes no mention of his brother, George W. Bush. But, in all fairness, how much did Michael talk about Fredo? 2. Bill Gates is...
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January 29, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, Americans will spend $700 million on their pets this Valentine’s Day. Said your dog, “This is moving a little fast, what ever happened to man’s best FRIEND?” 2. Yesterday,...
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July 23, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, the average donation to Democrat Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign is $145. Of which, on average, $100 is immediately donated to the presidential campaign of Donald...
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October 20, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last night Donald Trump refused to give his word that he will accept the results of the upcoming presidential election. “Yeah, he’s not great at taking ‘no’ for an answer,” said eight separate women...
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December 14, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to the Committee to Protect Journalist, 257 journalist have been jailed around the world over the past year. Or, as we will refer to that number once Trump takes office, the good ole days....
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March 21, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to ‘Forbes,’ Microsoft founder Bill Gates is once again the richest man in the world. He regained the title the old fashioned way, by murdering Warren Buffett. 2. New England quarterback...
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July 28, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Hillary Clinton’s new memoir on the 2016 presidential race will be released in September. Or, if you just can’t wait until then, you can read it on Wikileaks in August. 2. President Trump lashed out...
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May 25, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week the New York Botanical Gardens premiered an exhibition from Georgia O’Keeffe entitled Visions of Hawaii. The exhibition highlights little known facts about our 50th state, for instance,...
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